An Interview with James May
He is recognisable around the world as Captain Slow, the methodical foil of first BBC’s Top Gear and now Amazon’s big-budget The Grand Tour. But it is in his birthplace of Bristol that James May can trace the origins of the one classic motor that continues to evade his grasp.
By Charlie Walker | Updated Feb 22 2022
During his career as one-third of the most notorious presenting trio on the telly, James May was often cast as the logical and sensible straight man to the hyperactive Hammond and the bombastic Clarkson. But his career path may well have been very different had it not been for a moment of audacious cheekiness not normally associated with the shaggy-haired Captain Slow.
Back during his formative journalistic years at Autocar, May was tasked with compiling the Road Test Year Book, an annual supplement that he says âtook months of really boring researchâ. To alleviate that boredom - and for engine enthusiast May to find something unbearably uninteresting, we can only imagine how tedious it must have been - the young journo designed each pageâs first letter to spell out an acrostic that read: âSo you think itâs really good, yeah? You should try making the bloody thing up; itâs a real pain in the arse.â
After readers rang in thinking theyâd won a prize, Autocar bosses dismissed the meddling May - who used the opportunity of unemployment to pursue a career in radio that led to a co-presenting job on a new motoring show called Top Gear. The rest, as they say, is history.
Itâs hard to argue against the idea that May truly deserves his place. He is, after all, a man with an obvious and infectious passion. âI love the science behind cars,â he enthuses. âWe all know that cars serve multiple purposes - theyâre practical, they thrill us, but they also amaze us; tremendous feats of engineering. And the really interesting thing is that the fantasy cars of yesteryear are now reality.â
Despite the somewhat controversial ending to his Top Gear career, May is still living the motoring dream in what he describes as âthe best job in the worldâ - its Amazon-backed and mega-moneyed rival The Grand Tour. And since breaking into the world of television, May has been around the globe many times over - from driving a Suzuki SJ413 down Boliviaâs Death Road on Top Gear to his recent excursions on Namibiaâs Skeleton Coast. One place, however, still holds a special place in his heart.
âI feel like Iâm home when I go to the West Country,â he explains. ââI was born in Bristol and grew up in the Avon area, and my grandparents and other family are from here.â
But even his association by birth to the city, and his status as one of the worldâs foremost driving fanatics and motoring minds, still canât bag him a chance to get to grips with one of the West Countryâs rarest engineering exports: Bristol cars, creators of the boxy Blenheim and the gull-winged Fighter.
âI have chatted at length to Anthony Crook, who bought the company in 1960,â explains May. âAnd heâs fantastic, but he wonât let me get in one of his cars. He wonât even let me in the showroom! Do you know why? Because of Clarkson, who once thought it was appropriate to criticise Bristol. Iâve told him Iâd buy one, or that I was born in Bristol - but to no avail! I have, it seems, been damned by my association to that oaf, and probably not for the last time.â
Itâs not all bad, though. May can still fall back on his expansive automotive collection, which has included over the years such standouts as a Rolls Royce Phantom, Porsche Boxter S, Ferrari 458 Speciale, a Fiat Panda and a Brompton folding bicycle.
âAt the moment Iâm the careful custodian of six cars and 10 motorcycles,â he remarks. âThen thereâs another motor in a museum. I think as well that the longer you drive, the more obsessive you become about cars. People say that theyâre there to be driven, but theyâre works of art as well - the older ones, at least - and you have to treat art with respect and love.
âI said earlier I was the âcustodianâ of my vehicles, because thatâs what I am. As a motorist, you never really own a car; itâs just in your care for a while. Thatâs why we all owe it to ourselves and our mutual friends to treat cars with the respect they deserve, because the chances are theyâll belong to someone else further down the road!â