Top 5 Naked London

Where to be naked in London - a liberating guide from Culture Calling

A person wearing goggles swims through open water with their arm extended in a freestyle stroke. Splashes of water surround their movement, and the calm surface of the water ripples gently around them.

Being naked is an amazing feeling - and learning to love the body you’re in can be really valuable. But, we hear you ask, “where can I be naked in London?” Read on to find out.

Naked Swimming

A person diving into a lake with only their legs and lower body visible above the water, causing a splash. The background features a forested shoreline with trees and a cloudy sky.
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We need to be careful here because, officially, there is nowhere to go skinny dipping in London. However, if you are still seeking somewhere to swim naked then you’ll want to seek out wild swimming areas, in quieter times, for best results. The feeling of natural water on bare skin is so therapeutic - and a bit of communal nudity has been known to occur in the women’s only section of a certain famous North West London swimming spot… but you didn't hear that from us!

Naked Swimming can be found in the wilder open waters of London!


Naked Theatre

A group of shirtless performers in red pants stand on a stage, hands clasped in front of them. Bright, colorful lights illuminate the scene from above. A large audience is visible in the foreground, watching the performance.
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It can be a daunting prospect to be naked in London, so perhaps some inspiration will help. Magic Mike Live has been running for over three years now, and it’s a simple formula. Beautiful male bodies, pumping music, incredible dance routines and cocktails for days. The action takes place all around you, throughout an audience who really are thrilled with all the nudity.

Magic Mike Live can be found at The Hippodrome Casino, WC2H 7JH


Naked Art

A person poses with a fan in a colorful room, surrounded by people drawing. Pink text over the image reads, WANNA TRY BEING A LIFE MODEL? Colorful decorations and drawing papers are visible in the background.
Image © Facebook via @antidietriotclub

So now you’re used to naked bodies, but you probably need to see more realistic examples. We’re not all professional dancers - but we are all beautiful. Life drawing classes, and regular exposure to naked bodies, have a proven correlation with positive body image. London Drawing hold in-person classes almost every night of the week, while the amazing Anti-Diet Riot Club hold an online class every fourth Wednesday of the month.

London Drawing and Anti-Diet Riot Club hold regular events across the city and online.


Naked Bike Ride

A large group of cyclists, many of them nude, participate in the World Naked Bike Ride on a busy city street. Traffic includes multiple vans and a double-decker bus. A sign on the right features a cartoon of cyclists and the event name.
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Taking place in hundreds of cities world wide, the London edition of the World Naked Bike Ride happens each year on the second Saturday in June. There’s a choice of six different start points across London, and participation is completely free. Most locations even set up body painting areas to help you cover yourselves with inspiring “green” slogans. Just don’t forget your sunscreen!

The World Naked Bike Ride London is on the second Saturday in June. Start point and time varies.


Naked Spa

An upscale indoor swimming pool is housed in an elegant, multi-story building with stone walls. The pool area features warm lighting, checkered tiles, and a tall statue by the edge of the pool. Stairs and balconies overlook the pool from the second floor.
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More commonly found in Europe, naked spas are unusual in the UK. However, if you’re seeking an innocent, relaxing and positive experience of being naked in London try the Porchester Spa in Westminster. Monday-Saturday sees three all-male or all-female sessions apiece, where clothes are optional. The mixed session on Sundays require clothing. Luxury abounds in this famous naked spa in London.

Porchester Spa is located at Queensway, W2 5HS.